Puns Jest For Kids
- Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old -
Why was the cookie so unhappy.
Because his mother was a wafer so long.
Why did the waiter fall over?
He was tipped.
Define "Pharmacist": A helper on the farm.
Use "Lettuce" in a sentence: This New Year's eve LETTUCE celebrate together.
The blind man picked up a hammer and saw!
Whether it's a pancake or a baseball team, the secret is to start with a good batter.
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"No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy
AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K.
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt
We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time!
God says that each of us is worth loving.