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Old 07-14-2021, 03:48 AM   #40
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It seems like every time our piano tuner John comes to our house,
he scolds me for waiting too long between tunings. I agree with him
that it should be done every six months, but I don't really think about
it until the piano sounds off-key.

The last time he came over, I was on the defensive. "If you would
send out a postcard reminder like the dentist does every 6 months,”
I declared, "I would make sure to call you for an appointment in a
timely fashion.”

Without hesitating, he replied, "OK -- from now on, when the dentist
sends you a postcard, call me."
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