Wedding Present
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant
bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away
to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom;
the bride kissed her father and placed something in his
hand.
Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the
father by bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes
were on him to divulge the secret and say something.
Therefore, he announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the
luckiest day of my life."
Then he raises his hands with what his daughter gave him and
continued, "My daughter finally, finally returned my credit
card to me."
The whole audience, including the priest, started laughing.
For some strange reason, the poor groom didn't.
